RETRO TV TRADING CARD: ANASTASIA ROCKETS

CARD Number 2 of 69: Anastasia Rockets

STATS:

Moxy: 5/5
Feminine Wiles: 3/5
Seduction: 3/5
Beguile: 5/5
Computational: 4/5

Measurements: 32”, 23”, 36”

Allegiance: Mother Russia
Alignment: Comrade in Arms
Weaponry: Degtyaryov-Shpagin Large-Caliber(DShK) heavy anti-aircraft machine gun
Fav. Drink: Black Russian
Weakness: Cowboys who know how to wrangle

Look what’s blown in from the frigid plains of Siberia: the femme fatale of the East, Anastasia Rockets herself.  This stealth assassin in stilettos will aptly steal your heart and spit it out while selling your secrets (and maybe even your stones) on the Black Market. But will this Cold War cutie give FBI agent and All-American crusader Hard Times the cold shoulder forever? The nether regions of America heat up whenever this Commie Comrade comes in town.