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TV TRADING CARD: Sticky Fingers

SPY WHORES IN SPACE: Sticky Fingers Card 11, Volume 2 Hit Single: Jizz Hands Keytar player by night, gynecologist by day, Sticky Fingers knows how to tickle the ivories. A mere minion performing in devious Daddy Oh’s merry band of bandits, Sticky is careful not to rock the boat, only your world. As a player

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TV TRADING CARD: The King Pin & His Whores

The King Pin & His Whores Card 21. of 69 The Power Pussies, an elite squad of seductive Spy Whores, massage misogyny with mechanized misandry (and machine guns) while taking down the notorious kingpin Richard Head and infiltrating his harem of hot harlots. These brassy broads armed with badges are trained to serve and protect

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TV TRADING CARD: A MATCH MADE WITH MATCHES

I’ll Give You A Fisting Card 12. of 69 Watch out, Richard Head! Cherry Bomb is about to blow! This red-head with a short fuse is about to ignite a fire-storm of revenge on the degenerate king pin for his dastardly ways. Although the Spy Whores’s official mission is simply to take down Head’s cabal,

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TV TRADING CARD: The Monstrous Richard Head

The Monstrous Richard Head Card 10 of 69 He’s Going Down Meet The Monstrous Richard Head: Kingpin of Whores, notorious Arms & Narcotics Dealer, and  Black Market Pusher of 8-track cassette tapes. The Power Pussies (Glock Tease, Cherry Bomb, & Honey Potts) infiltrate Head’s Drug Warren of Lies to take him down and give him

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August 22, 2014 3:17 pm
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RETRO TV TRADING CARD: HARD TIMES

CARD Number 9 of 69: Hard Times STATS: Badassery: 5/5 Feminine Wiles: 1/5 Seduction: 3/5 Beguile: 1/5 Computational: 2/5 Measurements: 11″ Allegiance: America & Freedom Alignment: Freedom Fighter Weaponry: American Ideology Fav. Drink:Moonshine & Sarsaparilla Weakness: Women with cold hearts & warm feet Hard Times: FBI Agent, Freedom Fighter, Karate Aficionado, and All Around American, is coming

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August 6, 2014 10:35 pm
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RETRO TV TRADING CARD: ANASTASIA ROCKETS

CARD Number 2 of 69: Anastasia Rockets STATS: Moxy: 5/5 Feminine Wiles: 3/5 Seduction: 3/5 Beguile: 5/5 Computational: 4/5 Measurements: 32”, 23”, 36” Allegiance: Mother Russia Alignment: Comrade in Arms Weaponry: Degtyaryov-Shpagin Large-Caliber(DShK) heavy anti-aircraft machine gun Fav. Drink: Black Russian Weakness: Cowboys who know how to wrangle Look what’s blown in from the frigid plains of Siberia:

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July 30, 2014 6:35 pm
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RETRO TV TRADING CARD: Honey Potts

Miss Honey Potts, the gregarious and gracious gal from the South,  wins over SPY WHORES fans in a heart-stopping swoon. CARD Number 6 of 69: Honey Potts STATS: Moxy: 1/5 Feminine Wiles: 5/5 Seduction: 1/5 Beguile: 3/5 Computational: 5/5 Measurements: 28”, 22”, 24” Allegiance: The Power Pussies Alignment: Flexible Weaponry: Inductive Reasoning Fav. Drink: Cocktails

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July 23, 2014 3:44 am
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RETRO TV TRADING CARD: CHERRY BOMB

I am very pleased to present you this cherished family heirloom: my grandmother Else featured as Cherry Bomb, in Card 3 of 69. CARD Number 3 of 69: Cherry Bomb STATS: Moxy: 5/5 Feminine Wiles: 3/5 Seduction: 4/5 Beguile: 4/5 Computational: 2/5   Measurements: 36”, 31”, 40” Allegiance: The Power Pussies Alignment: Fiercely Loyal Weaponry:

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July 16, 2014 9:29 pm
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Vintage Trading Card 17

Anastasia Rockets Finds Hard Times A Forbidden Love Card 17. of 69 (Volume One) Text on Back of Card: Hard Times is having…er…hard times reconciling his feelings for the Ice Queen of Mother Russia herself: Spy Whore Anastasia Rockets. Despite the frigid air that breezes Hard Time’s way whenever Anastasia glares at him with that

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June 26, 2014 2:18 pm
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Glock Tease Card Found!

Rare Collectible Spy Whores Card found I recently discovered this great condition card at a yard sale in Fresno, while visiting my grandmother, Else Lughes (who played Cherry Bomb).  Below is a scan of both sides of the card. I know on the market I could make a bundle, but these cards are a part

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January 11, 2014 4:34 pm
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